Friday, December 4, 2009

MORE Bad Poses By Men On Dating Sites.

The more I look at these dating websites the more I think - Men really need a lot of help. I have a new crop of bad poses and what they convey.

Bad Pose #5 Taking your picture with other women.
Impact Showing off and/or "Look at me I know ladies" (and they like me enough to take a picture)
Alternative Just a thought - but how about a picture just of yourself. We live in the digital age, you can take more than one picture. It is not like you have only twenty four pictures you can take and then you have to run out and get them developed. You got a camera phone just start taking pictures until you get one you like of yourself. It might take a hundred....but well worth the effort.

Bad Pose #6 Standing next to your hotter guy friends
Impact We might get to know you to get to know them.
Alternative See answer for Bad Pose #5

Bad Pose #7 The "serious" non-smiling face
Impact You either look pissed off or constipated.
Alternative Just smile. It will not kill you. And the serious face is the one we see when we piss you off, we will see that soon enough. Let us think of you in a happy situation.

Bad Pose #8 In Fire Fighter Uniform posing with other fire fighters while a fire is going on in the back ground.
Impact Slacker. Put the camera down and do, I don't know, YOU'RE JOB! Love seeing my tax dollars at work for a nice group photo while someone's house burns down in the background.
Alternative It is a crazy thought but how about taking a picture with your buddies in uniform, say ON YOUR OWN TIME!! **Being in uniform during a fire would ONLY work if it were a picture of you coming out of the fire saving a grandmother, kitten, or puppy.

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