The evolution of Douchebag

Douchebag has come a long way. It is becoming a word similar to fuck, in the way you can use it. I would like to show the different wondrous forms that it comes in.......

douchebag (noun, adjective)
douchebaggary (verb)
doucheyness (adjective)
douchetard (noun, adjective)
douchebagitarian (lifestyle)

All forms of douchebag will be used a lot in my blog. Feel free to use it in YOUR everyday language. I am sure as is mine, You're mother will be proud.

Douchbagitarian

Humanitarians do things for other people, selflessly. Douchebagitarians do selfish things with no regard for others. It is not just a name it is a life style. You know one, we all do.

Celebrity douchebagitarians: Jon Gosselin and Kanye West
Everyday douchebagitarians: my ex husband (all ex husbands)